“How do you know if a fish is happy? Well... it is difficult to find answers here. If it has food, especially if it has, what appears to be, love, well... We can reasonably assume they are okay for a moment in that case. Do they require more? Do we?”
“How to maximize the well being of fish if we do not know what it is like to be a fish?”
“Do not try to change people if you want them to change.”
“They make a joke about you, you make a joke abour them. That is how you heal.”
“Want to change? Accept what you are.”
“Meaning of life? Get laid and do a little bit of something for others. Then die. Good luck.”
“You are so perfect, butter.”
“You are destined to suffer. Accept it and eat a melon with profound appreciation.”
“And if you pick a story. If you pick your bullshit. Make that bullshit real. You are like Socrates? Be a perfect form of him.”