“Bill Burr is a philosopher.”
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“Suffering is in contradictions. Solution? Be aware of it. That way eventually it will get resolved.”
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“Never being satisfied for longer than a moment is our natural state. Without that progress is impossible. Doesn't that lead that progress requires suffering? What is progress?”
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“Keep asking why until you have no answer.”
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“Thoughts and feelings are as real as material.”
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“Would it be moral to sacrifice one in a million for the rest to be happy? Don't we already do it?”
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Even though the absolute morality does not exist, follow the path of your moral compass. It will guide you.

Do not lie.
Be righteous.
Do the right thing, you know what it is.

Do not blame others.

Getting away from it all will not help.
The solution is inside.

Do not be the slave to your animals.

Do not be afraid of dying.
Death is just a change of elements.

Care about people but not their careless judgements.

Keep your mouth shut and listen.

Pay attention to the now.
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“Reason invents morality.”
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“Fear of the future prevents you from living.”
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“Wear white underwear! Live dangerously!
That is the only way!”
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