“I identify as a dog. Where do I enter the next dog competition?”
“What is justifiable and what is not? Who are you to be so certain?”
“To survive is to delude oneself”
“Pretend that it's not coming. But first contemplate it thoroughly.”
“Men are shallow visual pigs. Be aware of that and you'll have a great relationship.”
“Socrates was an asshole”
“The smile of my babe is worth one thousand rainbows.”
“I see you, my dark thoughts, I see you. You've always been important. You've shaped me. You've always had a voice. But I think I've learnt enough from you already.”
“Am I a shadow, or am I something more?”